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Online news magazine NewsMax.com will start offering corpses of Iraqi soldiers who died in the recent War with Iraq for sale to readers and freedom-lovers.toeT17:33:53-05:00White House finds economist who believes tax cut will improve economy
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President Bush signed the third-largest tax cuts in U.S. history Wednesday, then introduced the only economist in the world who believes that the plan will actually help create jobs and provide growth to the economy.toeT10:52:04-05:00White House spokesman resigning, Execution planned for July
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White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer has announced he is stepping down after 21 years in government, exhausted from the task of keeping embarrassing Bush administration secrets from the public while displaying a vast contempt for the media at large. toeT20:49:56-05:00Bush team to seek reversal of American Idol vote at Supreme Court
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As the nation reacts to Wednesday's outcome of the annual American Idol election, which named Ruben Studdard as the unofficial winner, Bush administration officials are planning to contest the results with a combination of swift legal work alongside a massive public relations blitz. toeT20:50:50-05:00Bush begins re-selection bid, Supporters plan to raise $202 gazillion
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President Bush formally kicked off his re-selection campaign Friday by visiting each member of the U.S. Supreme Court to make a personal appeal for support. toeT20:51:35-05:00Bush: Homeland Security Department has Texas terrorist legislators surrounded
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President Bush announced today that the Homeland Security Department, FBI, CIA, NSA, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard have successfully surrounded fleeing terrorist legislators in their Holiday Inn compound. toeT20:52:28-05:00Bush: Attackers to suffer same fate as Bin Laden, Hussein
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President Bush said today that those responsible for suicide bombings in Saudi Arabia that left dozens dead would be discussed at length in speeches and on cable news, but eventually forgotten. toeT20:53:08-05:00President destroys Syria during change in flight plan
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President Bush is being hailed as a hero after singlehandedly forcing the Syrian ruling regime out of power yesterday, when he deviated from a flight plan that would have taken him straight to an aircraft carrier for a televised speech. toeT20:54:02-05:009-11 anniversary to be moved back to coincide with Republican Convention
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The third anniversary of the terror attacks of September 11, 2001 will be moved up several months to coincide with the 2004 Republican Convention, GOP officials announced today. The main event will take place in New York's Madison Square Garden. toeT20:54:43-05:00