NewsMax to sell dead Iraqis as souvenirs
June 10, 2003

White House finds economist who believes tax cut will improve economy
May 30, 2003

White House spokesman resigning, Execution planned for July
May 27, 2003

Bush team to seek reversal of American Idol vote at Supreme Court
May 26, 2003

Bush begins re-selection bid, Supporters plan to raise $202 gazillion
May 25, 2003

Bush: Homeland Security Department has Texas terrorist legislators surrounded
May 24, 2003

Bush: Attackers to suffer same fate as Bin Laden, Hussein
May 23, 2003

President destroys Syria during change in flight plan
May 22, 2003

9-11 anniversary to be moved back to coincide with Republican Convention
May 21, 2003




GRAND OLD PARTY HEADLINES

''Victory over Iraq'' celebration draws tens to Times Square

Dogs blast Sen. Santorum's remarks

9-11 anniversary to be moved back to coincide with Republican Convention

Report: Ari Fleischer and Saeed al-Sahaf never seen at same time

Americanization of Iraq complete: Baghdad now Detroit

Report: Americans already feeling pinch of worldwide freedom supply shortage

Pentagon sending thousands of Hussein statues to Iraq for destruction

White House pleased with latest Iraqi attempt at looting, rioting

DNA taken from Saddam's bunker matches killer of Nicole Simpson

Report: America hated by all people on Earth, several smart monkeys

Thousands of upgraded Bin Laden models rolling out of Mid-East factories

President admits he thought Iraqis were all ''little people''

Jesus, I can't take this shit anymore

God reveals that He and Allah are actually same entity

Officials unsure Dick Cheney was man on tape, can't remember where "secure" location is

Bush upset with poor cheat codes

Al Qaeda recruiting office overflowing with energetic enlistees

President assures Americans: We won't lose anyone I care about

Destruction of Iraqi television station spurs uprising

Disney awarded Iraq rebuilding contract

New poll results: 70% of Americans approve of war, Journey top band of all time

Bin Laden holds press conference to reaffirm own relevance

ng night of Elton John and Tim Rice's CENTCOM a smash

Extras from next Star Wars movie mistaken for surrendering Iraqis

John Madden joins FOX News war coverage

US dropping high-interest credit card offers on Iraqi troops

''Rent-a-riot'' deployed into Baghdad

President Launches Attack Moments After ''American Idol'' Results Revealed

CNN taps Hollywood for more exciting war footage

North Korea prepares to launch Operation American Freedom

Americans brace for war with massive supplies of salsa, chips, and beer

President Bush gives Saddam two minutes to leave Iraq

Bush supporters protest for war, more blowjobs

Members of FreeRepublic.com disappear from Earth; Second coming of Christ suspected

President: Elections to be phased out

U.S. tests massive bomb of peace

White House urges citizens to forgo ''French Kissing'' for ''Freedom Kissing''

Report: Freedom Fries may contain Communist Salt

President's new healthcare plan merged with Iraqi war plans

Homeland Security office: Don't use duct tape to seal shut your nose and mouth

FOX News calls Florida election for Gov. Jeb Bush

Florida bars all legal voters from election

Nation's capital moved to Florida for final election push

Overeager Democrat candidates running ads, debating

Congress passes Iraq resolution with help from newcomer Senator Laden

Poll: 87% of America ready to give Bush whatever he wants if he'll shut up about Iraq

President demands approval to invade Canada

Democrat attacks cross the line with childish cartoon ad

President Bush to address his G.I. Joe action figures tonight

Sales of Katherine Harris swimsuit calendar below projections

President proposes new ''Monopoly money'' tax refund

Democrat Report from Baghdad: Saddam really knows how to party

Bush calls Saddam 'that mean man who tried to kill my pet hamster'

Bush: My killer robots and I have 'one voice'

President seeks authorization to invade Senate for 'regime change'

Gore defects to Iraq

Rich, White, Male, God-loving Heterosexuals endorse Bush-Brogan in Florida race

Terrorists could be responsible for Hurricane Isadore

Jeb meets with loyal Buchanan supporters in Palm Beach