evildoers all around us
Go boy! I heard today that my buddy Roger Ailes over at the greatest TV channel ever (FOX NEWS, boiiii) is suing the hell out of some guy named Al Franken for the title of his book. Something about "Fair & Balanced" being an official FOX News slogan, which, of course, was my idea.
It's true! Before Mr. Roger was running FOX NEWS, he was dad's media coach and a good friend of mine. Well, not really a good friend, but a powerful man who helped me get elected cause he knew what was good for him.
Anyways, I don't know this "Al" guy, but I definiately have a problem with anybody named "Al". It's just a lame name. Al... Aaallll. Alllll. That's not a name, it's a... something else.
If that wasn't enough, Al Franken's ansestors killed Jesus Christ! I saw this movie the other day in the ranch theater that the guy from the Lethal Weapon movies (Riggs, I think. Not that shorty Joe Pepsi guy.) made, all about how Jesus didn't actually speak Englishe at all and that he was kind of a treehugger and that he was killed by the Jews. What a mindjob that was.
Out.
Posted by Dubya at August 12, 2003 10:17 AM
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Junior,
And with two similar sites, the one with the least effort put into links and no links directory has always done better than the partner site I have link exchanged heavily on. The other problem with bulk Link exchange is that quite often they come from paid professionals who will do anything to earn their payment and by finding a new link exchange.
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Remember what I told you about bragging? Remember what we did to that other "Aaaaallll" over that Love Story thing and that internet thing? It's not prudent to go around telling people you invented that "Fair and Balanced" thing. Remember, our fine friends at Fox News are media moguls, and as such, have lots of low paid menials working for slave wages. One of those lowly minions might let that footage of you on that Segway thing slip into the wrong hands for the right price.
Oh,
Your mother asked me to tell you that it's bad manners to criticise minorites in public. As you should well know by now, the drawing room or study is the proper place for that. Frankly, I'm a little appalled. Didn't that etiquette teacher, Mistress Svetlana person that I hired for you teach you anything recently? You just can't find capable help these days. Oh well, at least she didn't steal the silverware.
