August 09, 2003
Howard Dean's Evil Commercial
So I'm sitting in my ranch's spacious living room trying to catch up on old Dukes of Hazzard reruns, and on the TV appears none other than my rival, my nemesis Howard Dean.
Why he'd waste the money on a commercial in Texas is beyond me, but I have a feeling the short putz is trying to send me a message.
And with two similar sites, the one with the least effort put into links and no links directory has always done better than the partner site I have link exchanged heavily on. The other problem with bulk Link exchange is that quite often they come from paid professionals who will do anything to earn their payment and by finding a new link exchange.
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That's why I quickly got to work on my own commercial to counter his message. I found a box of construction paper and scissors and I filmed my own music video with a stop-motion camera that the SS guys bought me. Here it is. Eat your heart out, Howie.
Posted by Dubya at August 9, 2003 09:54 AM
Did that take more than ten minutes to put together?
Pure genius. That'll show that bastard, Howard!
And Mr. Prez, you should consider changing your name ("W") to "Dubya."
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"Did that take more than ten minutes to put together?"
No Eric, it took exactly four minutes and thirteen seconds. Suck it.
