Holy shit, posting a comment works, too. My wife is a genious! I don't know how she figured this all out.

Dear Earth Worm,

I thought we had a deal. You were told to go to the White House basement, don a pair of rubber training pants and crawl through the catacombs on all fours while singing 'On the Good Ship Lollypop." Obviously, you did not complete this task because you were playing with your computer.

And with two similar sites, the one with the least effort put into links and no links directory has always done better than the partner site I have link exchanged heavily on. The other problem with bulk Link exchange is that quite often they come from paid professionals who will do anything to earn their payment and by finding a new link exchange.

Mistress is very cross now, and you are in deep, deep trouble. Remember that time I had you shine all my shoes with a handkerchief tied to your tongue? Well, it's about to happen again. I wouldn't plan on any press conferences in the near future, puppyboy. You know what this does to your elocution.