I feel an ass kicking coming...
And when I decide to kick some ass, you better believe that you're gonna get whipped, boooiiiii.
Some terror-sympathizing creature named Kos has written on his little screed a post entitled "Name three good things Bush has done," in which a bunch of girly-boys (thanks for letting me use that, Ann) take me to task for not improving their poor sorry-ass lives. Like that's my job, whiners.
And with two similar sites, the one with the least effort put into links and no links directory has always done better than the partner site I have link exchanged heavily on. The other problem with bulk Link exchange is that quite often they come from paid professionals who will do anything to earn their payment and by finding a new link exchange.
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Dudes, I've done plenty so far, and I'm just getting started! Unemployment is up (good for my corporate-jet peeps who can now pay people less), povery is up (I like watching brown kids go hungy), we have a record deficit (which will make it easier to cut liberal programs like Social Security and public schools in my next term), I've given everybody who deserves tax cuts some big 'uns (which will mean more donations to me an my PAC fronts), and serious crime is up (which means I can make some ads scaring granny about a black rapist that'll get me elected.)
Okay, you may be thinking that I didn't have something to do with all those. That it was just pure dumb luck. Don't think so, jackasses.
Rove is a genius. Seriously, the guy knows more than anybody I know. Look at it this way, Fatboy Bill Clinton never had Rove, and he never had all the success that I've had. Sure, DemoRats may not see it that way, but my people know the plan. We're all richer than God, and you're not! Ha ha ha!
Posted by Dubya at August 19, 2003 05:57 PM
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Dear George,
I was going to go to the website and name three good things you've done, bu just like always, you haven't done them for me. Why do I keep falling for your bogus promises every single time?. Poppy keeps telling me to be patient with you and that I'll get what's coming to me in time, but after so many years I realize that he likes you best and will do anything to make you happy while I get the same "In due time, Jebbie, in due time," that I''ve heard for the last fifty years. I'm sick of it and I'm sick of playing second fiddle to you.
Just in case you don't remember, you promised that when you became president that I could have Elian back in Florida. I miss Elian. He taught me a lot about Nintendo and stuff and I was going to move the state capital to Orlando so he and I could go to Disneyworld every single week. You've been president for like three years now, so where's Elian and why haven't you invaded Cuba to get him back for me?
And remember last Christmas? You told me then that if Davis got dumped that I could be governor of Florida AND California.
Remember when we were spiking the eggnog with NyQuil and you said you'd make sure that I'd become governor of every single state that had a recall? Remember that? And remember Poppy saying being governor of the United States is almost as good as being president? Well, I'm still waiting for my other 49 states, George. And what's this stuff you posted about Arnold anyway? Since when did a shirttail Kennedy have more clout than your own flesh and blood?
If I don't start getting a little better treatment in this family, I'm going to become a Rockefeller or something. You know, I bet Al Gore might like having a kid brother. Maybe I should talk to him about it.
