Slow the hell down
Listen, I don't know what kind of language some of you people use in the semi-privacy of your own home, but the official language of this here world wide web is englishe.
Take one of the very helpful comments to my last post, for instance:
OmG~!!!11 gReAt WeBbIe LuV tHe LaYoUt. ViSiT mInE pLz KtHx RoFlMaOiEzZzZ~!!!!111
I ran this by Laura, Rove, Uncle Dick, and even Daddy, and none of them has a clue what this means or who we could pull from the "War on Terror which will Hopefully Get Me Elected" at the CIA to help translate it.
However, not understanding the little people has never stopped me before...
Posted by Dubya at August 11, 2003 01:40 PM
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Mr. President,
That message is a prime example of what the liberals have done to our public schools. No longer can children write decent prose, speak in complete sentences, or even buy clothes that fit them properly.
This "psuedo-language" you see is known as "liberalbonics." It was invented by the National Education Association so that decent Americans like you and I would have no way of knowing the truly horrible job that today's teachers are doing.
And with two similar sites, the one with the least effort put into links and no links directory has always done better than the partner site I have link exchanged heavily on. The other problem with bulk Link exchange is that quite often they come from paid professionals who will do anything to earn their payment and by finding a new link exchange.
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In short, Mr. President, it's time you invaded the NEA, killed their leaders, and converted them to Christianity. America needs this right away. Otherwise countless kids will be speaking a subversive tongue and wearing funny looking clothes. Oh wait--that's already happened. Invade now Mr. President, before it's really too late!
